Sycamore Goes Ballistic AKA Something I Would Love to See

I need to vent a pokemon-themed idea I was hit with while working my shift yesterday. (Minor warning for swears I dropped in here. They are purely for emphasis.)

What if, instead of being mellow or keeping the usually “Calm collected Professor” schtick, Professor Sycamore had instead lost his shit and lit into Lysandre for the asinine, selfish, and genocidal plan to “fix” Kalos?

We never see any of the professor characters really lose their cool in the series. They’re always beacons of calm or logic in the face of horrible things. The closest we see to them losing their cool is when they’re helping stop a world-ending disaster from happening. But even then, it’s more “We need to hurry and stop this” instead of them getting angry or panicked.

So my first thought was, of all the Professors, who would actually be the most likely to blow their top at their region’s villains?

Firstly, they would have to have some kind of personal connection to the bad guy in question, which knocked the majority of the professors out of the running. Oak, Elm, Birch, Rowan, and Juniper. None of whom had a personal connection to their region’s Villains. Kikui and Magnolia are also out, but their reason is more complicated.

(Guzma isn’t really a villain, though he is an antagonist. While Magnolia seems pretty disconnected from Rose, though they probably know each other through their jobs.)

Then it hit me.

Professor Sycamore is the one professor with a deep, personal connection to the major Big Bad of his region. They were old friends (more than that, in the opinion of many fans), so Lysandre’s plan to nuke the region would have hit way harder and hurt a lot more. And I could absolutely see Sycamore feeling hurt and angry enough to have a go at him.

While hauling stuff inside so we could close, I was struck by the mental image of a viciously (and righteously) furious Sycamore chewing Lysandre up one side and down the other. And, of course, once I had that image, I had to figure out how/why/what had pushed Sycamore over the edge to make him finally lose it.

I mean, the GIANT DEATH WEAPON is obviously a pretty good motive for going ballistic, especially from the angle of the two being Exes.

Now, I like the idea of Lysandre managing to survive but possibly being in a coma that no one is sure when he’ll wake up from (If he wakes up), as that gives plenty of time for Sycamore to be quietly stewing in how to effectively chew him out once he finally does. (And has recovered enough for Sycamore to visit him.) This tongue-lashing is one that’s getting the chance to simmer before it’s unleashed.

(I know a lot of people go for the “I miss how we used to be” angle, but I feel like that almost downplays the horrors of what Lysandre was planning. That was a region-wide genocide that he was planning and, if the damage done by the Weapon while it was “weakened” was anything to go by, I don’t think even Team Flare could have survived the fallout from it. Constantly having them wax poetic about their former relationship feels like it glosses over the whole “Destroying the World” thing that happened.)

(But I feel like Sycamore deserves the chance to be pissed at his ex enough to force said ex to actually soul-search and try to be a better person before he can revitalize their romance.)

BUT, there is also the story stuff from US/UM and the Pokemon Masters game, where they have all kinds of interdimensional shit going down. Including alternate versions of villains getting thrown into other worlds at the moment of them activating their plans/just after kicking things into motion.

And, wonderfully enough, a possibility for Sycamore to have a run-in with a whole and healthy version of Lysandre who had been just getting ready to unleash his death ray on the world before getting unceremoniously dropped into another universe.

AKA a perfect target for Sycamore to go ape-shit on without a scrap of guilt, audience be damned.

And it would be a full tirade! With all kinds of ugly facts, well-thought-out alternatives that his old “friend” could have used to better the world if he’d been willing to tighten his belt, calling the genocide the “coward’s way out” because he decided to give up instead of putting in the work, and a heaping helping of words and french that the clean and friendly professor would normally never use (much less in public) on Lysandre.

Sycamore going ape-shit on him would probably have a very profound effect on Lysandre because I doubt anyone had laid out the flaws (in both his plan and his character) like that. And it’s coming from someone he personally knows. Not just a random cop or a ballsy kid.

And he can tell this isn’t just a bought of random rage. It’s much too well thought out (despite the crude, viscous language thrown in) and deeply personal to be something like that. It’s a boil-over built from stress/anger/fear that his mere presence set off.

And having the fallout that happened thrown in also humanizes the consequences of his plan in a way he probably never thought about before. It’s one thing to talk about faceless masses, it’s something very different to put a face and name to them. (Even if one of those faces was his own.)

Mostly, I just really want someone to finally blow their top and call Pokemon Villains with genocide and/or “world-changing” plans to be called out on their bullshit.

(I also have an OC that I thought of tweaking a bit to add more fuel to the fire, but I can ramble about my XY baby on a later date. Assuming anyone wants to know about them.)

Psychic Sherlock

Was struck by the sudden idea of Holmes being a psychic as an explanation for how he can make such crazy jumps in logic while investigating while still managing to be right.

My first thoughts for the specific powerset would be Psychometry (the ability to glean the past or future or the people connected to an object through touch) or Retro-Cognition (the ability to look into the past and clearly see past events).

I mean… It would make a lot more sense for the versions where the writers hide everything from the audience to “prove” how Crazy Smart Holmes is supposed to be.

Can Zeus Really Escape Fate?

Thanks to my rewatching/listening to Red’s videos on the Overly Sarcastic Productions youtube channel, I have (re)learned something interesting that I think would be really cool to explore.

According to his parents, Zeus is/was Fated to be overthrown by the second child of his first wife, the oceanic nymph Metis. She was prophecized to have children who were more clever and powerful than he was. First, a daughter who would be wiser than her mother; and then a son who would be mightier than his father who would later overthrow him.

Zeus, trying to escape this fate, tricked the (at the time) pregnant Metis so that he could absorb her essence/eat her. Which, somehow, allowed him to keep her alive/with him so she could continue to give him her counsel without him killing her outright.

(This is also how/why Athena had been born in Zeus’ mind and later managed to break out of it.)

But, if there’s anything I’ve learned from Greek/Roman myths, there is no escaping Fate or a Prophecy. No matter what you try to do, that sucker is gonna come true. That means, somehow, someway, someday, Metis is going to get pregnant with a second kid with Zeus and give birth to a son. A son that will eventually be his downfall.

I’m genuinely amazed that no one has taken this idea and made a novel/comic/show/game about this!

How does Metis conceive her son? How does she get him out? Does Zeus try to get rid of his son to stop him from trying to dethrone him? Does Metis have some way to hide her son? Do the other Olympians help?

How close to the modern-day is this? Does that play into the Son wanting to overthrow Zeus? (What if Zeus refusing to adapt to the modern-day was one of the reasons everyone decided he couldn’t stay in charge anymore?) What is the Son’s divine/godly domain?

Seriously, this could be so dramatic/fascinating to explore.

Fire Update: Our House is Okay

Alright, time to give an update about what’s been going on since my last personal update. Just so yall know that things are alright now.

So, basically, my dad almost set fire to our house on Tuesday (by accident, obviously) because he got mad about the amount of woodsmoke in our house.

You see, we own a woodstove at my house and usually use it to save on heating bills and in case we lose power. It’s in our living room, the largest room in our house and it’s openly connected to the rest of our ground floor. We’ve taken good care of it, so it’s lasted us a good 20 years (when most only last about 10 before they need to be fixed/replaced).

But yesterday, we were having trouble with smoke blowing back into the house instead of going out the chimney. So we decided to try and wait for the wood to go out and call the local chimney company to take a look at it. (Turns out we had a creosote build-up in there.)

Problem was, the fire just wasn’t going out, no matter how much we cut the airflow.

Finally, my dad got pissed at how much smoke was getting into the house and divided to throw the still-slightly-burning logs outside before they could set off the fire alarms and deafen us all. As a dude from Arizona, where usually the only thing outside was dirt/sand, that made perfect sense.

Here’s the thing though we live in New England and it is currently spring. Most of the snow outside has melted, despite it still being arse-freezing cold out. It’s a period of time where fire danger is actually really high.

Why? Because the ground is currently covered with dead, dry leaves from last fall. Dry leaves catch easily, making them great for kindling. And our lawn was covered in them. Like a wall-to-wall carpet.

It’s not hard to figure out what happened next.

The glowing hot logs catch the lawn on fire (much too close to the house btw) and my parents freak out and race around to grab water to put the flames out. They don’t explain it to me, so I had no idea what all the running around I heard above me is about. (My personal work area is tucked away in our basement.)

I know nothing until my dad jogs down the steps to grab something and I hear my dad scrambling around muttering frantically about fire and my first thought is “Oh God, Dad set the living room on fire.”

I leap to my feet, grab the fire extinguisher we keep down with me (in case of an electrical fire), and chase after him. Which is when I find out the fire is OUTSIDE the house and not, like, in our carpets or books or something.

I start blasting the extinguisher (which turns out to be way more effective than the water btw) and go through two of them before the glow/burn is fully out. And I just kept going until there was nothing left in that thing.

(Those flames were starting to get under our deck. Which is made of wood and attached to the actual house. So I was especially focused on that.)

Dad raked up all the leaves left away from the house and sprayed the grass down to make sure it was too wet to catch again.

After that, Dad finally calls the local guys to come out now instead of the guys he’d called before all that who hadn’t called him back yet.

The Chimney problem was fixed yesterday, and the guy who came out cleaned it out really thoroughly.

He also advised Dad that we needed to get a new woodstove ASAP. It’ll last us through the season but according to the Chimney Sweep, if we don’t replace it before next winter, it’ll probably fail on us and risk a serious fire.

So now we’re looking for a new one which is gonna be a financial gut punch, but better than the monthly bill we’d get for heating oil.

So we’re okay, the house is safe, but all of that was very stressful at the moment.

SO. Guess who just had an Un-Controlled Fire at their house??

Trick question. It was me.

No idea what the fuck was going on, just that we’d been having problems with our woodstove (smoke coming into the house instead of going out the chimney), then suddenly my parents were racing around saying that there was a fire.

So I grabbed the Fire Extinguisher that we keep in the basement and raced after my dad to help. While still in my Laze At Home clothes and while only wearing slippers.

The fire was outside the house (which, yikes!! How did that happen?!) and we used up 2 extinguishers, sprayed dry leaves on the lawn with water, and dumped buckets of the stuff on the ground until there was nothing glowing anymore. Successfully put the thing out and kept it from actually getting to the house.

Do I know what happened? No. I have no idea how any of those things correlate.

I will probably give an update once I do know, so keep your eyes peeled I guess.

Fantasy Meets Scifi

You know, I would really love to see more stories where Fantasy and Sci-Fi could meet.

I mean, it’s possible in a lot of superhero series/universes (like Marvel and DC), but I never really see any stories where the two meeting and coming together actually getsĀ explored.

At most, they just go, “Oh yeah, THIS dude is a master at robotics and doesn’t believe in magic and THIS guy is a Wizard. And they have to work together for this ONE thing and then they never see or hang out with each other ever again.”

Like, that’s it? Do they get into arguments about magic? Do they explain their worlds to each other? Do they decide they actually like hanging out and working out times to just vibe together?? GIVE ME MORE.

I wanna see more stories with the two actually meeting and being around each other!

The Android detective finds out their human co-worker is actually a wizard and now they keep seeing more and more magic in the world. (And maybe the Android learns magic isn’t as No-Tech/Science as everyone seems to think?)

A Witch learns her neighbor is actually an Alien (or her car or something) and she gets to go on adventures with her Alien buddy and they teach each other about their worlds/powers as they go.

Stuff like that!

I want to see how the two can be together with still being two different things. How they can co-exist and make each other better as they go.

I really wish that kind of thing was explored more…

I Need To Vent

Hey everybody. I know it’s been a while and you were probably hoping for something fun or cheerful, but I’m here because I need to vent about my day.

Things started out alright, I got up early and was able to make a tasty breakfast. I hung out in my work corner, playing a game a bit, watching some fun Youtube videos while I waited until it was time for me to get out the door.

I even had time to make lunch for myself! Thanks to being up early, I had a nice and lazy start to my day. So everything seemed to be going well, and I was ready for my long shift at work as I left the house.

Then, as I got to town, I was pulled over by a cop.

The officer said it was a courtesy stop because he thought one of the car’s headlights was out (not only was it not, it was the headlight on the opposite side that was having problems/dimmer than it should have been).

And after I handed him my license, I found out it had expired. It had expired on my birthday and I completely forgot to renew it.

I had been driving for weeks on an expired license and I had never realized it.

He let me off with a warning (not a ticket, thank god) and I went on my way to work. Once I got to work (I was early, just as I always try to be) I called home and talked out a game plan with my dad. It’s gonna take me a few days before I would be able to head to the DMV (because I don’t trust the mail system at the moment) so my retired dad agreed to take over driving for me until then.

And when I got in, my boss took me aside to tell me that our store location was going to close down.

The person they’re leasing from tried to talk them into paying more for the space (possibly because of the new buildings and stores being built nearby) and when they said no, they decided to not let the chain renew the lease. This means that, at the end of the month, the store I’m working at will close.

My boss says he’s going to try and get me transferred to another store (maybe even one closer to home since my drive is pretty long at the moment) so that he won’t have to let me go, but it’s still really stressful.

Because if he can’t manage it, I will be unemployed. Again.

So I’m gonna be digging out my resume and trying to clean it up, just in case.

And all of this happens to have happened on the first day of this month’s period, so that’s… Fun… All I can do is hang on and hope that things will be okay.

I feel a bit better now though. Probably because I’ve finally had the chance to get this all off my chest. Wish me luck folks.

Allow Me to Share Some Toons

Just for the fun of it (and because I still love these drawings), I’ve decided to post some of the Toonkind characters I’ve designed. And maybe give a bit of story about them while I’m at it. Not as a single post, mind you, but I wanna talk about my brainchildren for a bit.

For those who don’t know, Toonkind are a Homebrew race for D&D 5E made by a Tumblr User known a Yunisverse, and they are all inspired by various types of animation and its various mediums. The homebrew race has 3 main subraces; Rubberhose (based on the rubbery, black and white toons from early animation), Frankenalie (an homage to the two amazing animators who you should really look up if you can), and the Warne (I would think most people would know what this one references).

But there are 3 other toonkind races! The Hausen (Stopmotion/claymation style), Yupyaen (based on the UPA style), and Muppetborn (I don’t think I need to explain that one to most people). All of them with their own strengths and weaknesses for playing, though there are a few standards for the Race as a whole.

(The homebrew, and all of its subrace options, can be found on D&D Beyond. Although you’d need a subscription to use homebrews that you didn’t make yourself.)

We’ll start with my first (original) character! (Although, I have to admit I haven’t actually played him yet): ADRIAN ENFIELD

Adrian Enfield, a lamp-wielding Dragonic Sorcerer. He’s also a Frankenalie type fox.

Adrian is a wandering scholar, exploring Einquell to learn about the strange times the land has fallen into and trying to truly learn his powers as he goes. He went to a school of magic for a short period of time but found that the way the school structured its academics didn’t jive with him too well.

He’s got a dragonic bloodline and a talent for lightning magic, and an impressive armor class for a magic-user. I really don’t have too much to say about him, because I haven’t really gotten to play him yet.

I should really play him at some point so I can see what he can do sometimes…

Here’s Adrian’s character sheet, for anyone who wants to take a look at it! https://ddb.ac/characters/47511742/Ri1j11

I have a New Shop!

I’ve heard about Redbubble from several artists on several platforms, so I’ve decided to try my hand at making designs to post there! (Plus, you know, all routes for getting a paycheck are good.)

At the moment, I only have a few designs and plan to make more in the next few weeks/months. If anyone has any favorites comics or slogans of mine that you’d love to be able to buy as a shirt or sticker, feel free to mention them to me and I’ll try to spiff them up and post them to the shop!

Here’s the link for anyone who wants to take a look at what little that I have so far, Rosies Redbubble Shop