Otome Games are not My Scene, but I Love the Idea of Mocking Them

I’m considering writing a story (a novel, specifically) that’s a satire about Otome/Dating games. Inspired by a book I’ve been reading that’s been pointing out flaws in stuff that happens in those games. (It’s called “Accomplishments of the Duke’s Daughter”. It’s a good novel.)

A Girl wakes up in the world of a Fantasy Otome game that she HATES. But she’s a (male!) side character and therefore free of the game’s main “plot”. (The glimpses of the world it was set in sounded amazing, and she hadn’t been allowed to see ANY OF IT.)

She loves adventure games more than anything else but had originally been tricked by a friend into playing the game. (She’s got very little interest in romance. At all.) She had been told that it was a cool fantasy adventure game, with guilds and dungeons and monsters.

The anger she felt when she played and discovered that she never actually got to tackle any of those challenges was REAL.

She played through every story, but not because she’d grown to like it. She played them all out of SPITE so she could thoroughly nitpick and lambast it as revenge against the friend who was making her play it. And now she’s in the game, itself.

So she’s decided that she’s gonna do all the cool, fun things she was never able to do before.

And, since she’s a guy now (and a pretty broke one at that), there is NO PRESSURE on her to do the stuff she has no interest in. No one is telling her to do more “feminine” work. Or treating her like she’s too frail for adventure. Or trying to make her find romance to be a “proper” woman.

No, she’s a guy and allowed to be messy and pick up weapons and travel around at night by herself.

And she is there for it.

Honestly, finding all kinds of stuff to dismantle and make fun of for these games is fun. If anyone else has thoughts on stuff they love/hate/know are not how things would actually work in an Otome game, send them my way!!

Psychic Sherlock

Was struck by the sudden idea of Holmes being a psychic as an explanation for how he can make such crazy jumps in logic while investigating while still managing to be right.

My first thoughts for the specific powerset would be Psychometry (the ability to glean the past or future or the people connected to an object through touch) or Retro-Cognition (the ability to look into the past and clearly see past events).

I mean… It would make a lot more sense for the versions where the writers hide everything from the audience to “prove” how Crazy Smart Holmes is supposed to be.

Can Zeus Really Escape Fate?

Thanks to my rewatching/listening to Red’s videos on the Overly Sarcastic Productions youtube channel, I have (re)learned something interesting that I think would be really cool to explore.

According to his parents, Zeus is/was Fated to be overthrown by the second child of his first wife, the oceanic nymph Metis. She was prophecized to have children who were more clever and powerful than he was. First, a daughter who would be wiser than her mother; and then a son who would be mightier than his father who would later overthrow him.

Zeus, trying to escape this fate, tricked the (at the time) pregnant Metis so that he could absorb her essence/eat her. Which, somehow, allowed him to keep her alive/with him so she could continue to give him her counsel without him killing her outright.

(This is also how/why Athena had been born in Zeus’ mind and later managed to break out of it.)

But, if there’s anything I’ve learned from Greek/Roman myths, there is no escaping Fate or a Prophecy. No matter what you try to do, that sucker is gonna come true. That means, somehow, someway, someday, Metis is going to get pregnant with a second kid with Zeus and give birth to a son. A son that will eventually be his downfall.

I’m genuinely amazed that no one has taken this idea and made a novel/comic/show/game about this!

How does Metis conceive her son? How does she get him out? Does Zeus try to get rid of his son to stop him from trying to dethrone him? Does Metis have some way to hide her son? Do the other Olympians help?

How close to the modern-day is this? Does that play into the Son wanting to overthrow Zeus? (What if Zeus refusing to adapt to the modern-day was one of the reasons everyone decided he couldn’t stay in charge anymore?) What is the Son’s divine/godly domain?

Seriously, this could be so dramatic/fascinating to explore.