2017Seriously, what's so important that you have to tailgate someone in the middle of the damn night on back roads where there are wild animals running around??
They're lucky I've never had to slam on the breaks because of a deer or something!
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Title: Driving Way Too Close
Panel One: Rosie is in the car, driving. She looks a little tired, but not upset.
Panel Two: A glow catches Rosie's attention in the rear-view mirror.
Panel Three: Close-up of the mirror, showing the front of a car that is very, VERY close. So close that the license plate can't be seen.
Panel Four: Roise is visibly bristling, hair fraying, teeth changing into fangs and eyes becoming slits. She yells "Dude! I can't see your plates, you're way too close!!"